1
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[bright music]

2
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- I just don't see why this
photo shot is so important.

3
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- Photo shoot--
come on, Optimus.

4
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"Trucks Illustrated"
is the number one big rig

5
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blog on the web.

6
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You don't want to be left out
of the trailer issue, do you?

7
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- Yeah, and it'll be great
for the Autobots' image.

8
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I didn't want to say anything,

9
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but you're losing popularity
in the all-important 24

10
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to 48-foot trailer demographic.

11
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- And there are still
some folks who aren't jazzed

12
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about Cybertronians
living on Earth.

13
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We got to show them that
Autobots are regular people.

14
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- Yeah, regular giant
techno-organic people,

15
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just like them.

16
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- Well, it is my
responsibility to strengthen

17
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the bond between humans
and Cybertronians.

18
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For the good of botkind,
I will do it.

19
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- All right--
now we got to make sure

20
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you put out your best look.

21
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- Hmm, I could show
the trailer in battle mode.

22
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[beeps]

23
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[metallic clanking]

24
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- Yeah, I don't think
the big canon really

25
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sells peace and friendship.

26
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- Maybe just keep
the trailer closed.

27
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- [groans]

28
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[beeps]

29
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[metallic clanking]

30
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[finger squeaks against metal]

31
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- Yikes.

32
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And get it washed.

33
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- Optimus, trust me on this.

34
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I have a lot of experience
taking bad school photos.

35
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They can haunt you forever.

36
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- What is up with the rat?

37
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- I had peanut butter
on my neck,

38
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and he thought it was his.

39
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They called me
"Ratty Robby" all year.

40
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You don't want kids calling
you "Optimus Grime," do you?

41
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- Very well.

42
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You're in charge.

43
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- Ha!

44
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Awesome, the photo
shoot's not until sunset.

45
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We'll have it back
in plenty of time.

46
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[whirs]

47
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[clanks]

48
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- Please be careful with it,
and no air freshener.

49
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I don't want it smelling
like a pine tree.

50
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- OK!

51
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- OK.

52
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[squeaking]

53
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- Whoo!

54
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This trailer is going to
sparkle in the sunset.

55
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- Ooh, I'm setting up
a social media account

56
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to get more eyes on it.

57
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[electronic beeping]

58
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- [gasp]
We're missing a valve cap.

59
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BRB.

60
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- Comments, photos--
ooh, emoticons.

61
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[bell rings]

62
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- Got it.

63
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Optimus is going to be so--

64
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[wind whistling]

65
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Where's the trailer?

66
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- [gasp]

67
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[items shatter]

68
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[transforming pulses]

69
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[electricity crackling]

70
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- How could we lose
Optimus's trailer?

71
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- [groan] It's my fault.

72
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Social media
is my Achilles' heel.

73
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Should we call Optimus
and tell him what happened?

74
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- And let him think we couldn't
handle a simple car wash?

75
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No way.

76
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- OK, big guy, we want
you to be ready in case

77
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the blog wants
to do an interview.

78
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So let's practice with some
hard-hitting questions.

79
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What's your favorite color?

80
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- Red and blue and chrome.

81
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- Uh-huh, uh-huh.

82
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Now, where do you see
yourself in 10,000 years?

83
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- I fear having this same
conversation with you.

84
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- [chuckle] So you're saying
we'll be friends forever?

85
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Yes!

86
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Sweet.

87
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OK, the people want to know,
Optimus, you and Elita,

88
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come on, what's up with that?

89
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- It's complicated.

90
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- Two-parter-- are you leader
of the Autobots because you

91
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have the Matrix,
or do you have the Matrix

92
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because you're leader?

93
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- Ah--

94
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- Who's next in line for
the Matrix of Leadership?

95
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And can it be me?

96
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- What time did Robby and
Hashtag say they'd be back?

97
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[whirring]

98
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- How are we going
to find this thing?

99
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- Witwicky may look
like a sleepy town,

100
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but with all this top secret
stuff that goes on here,

101
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Nightshade installed
cameras everywhere.

102
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[static crackling]

103
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- Wow, even in the trash bins?

104
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- Wait, I got something.

105
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- It's Aftermath.

106
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This is bad news.

107
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[spray hissing]

108
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- What?
No.

109
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OK. OK.

110
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Touch-up paint
and a valve cap--

111
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easy peasy.

112
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- Uh, did you notice
the train tracks?

113
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- Train tracks-- why is
it on the train tracks?

114
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Gah!

115
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Let's go!

116
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[tires squealing]

117
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[electronic beep]

118
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- Look at this Chaos Terran.

119
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He's just going to
smash Optimus's trailer?

120
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We could have way
more fun with it.

121
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- Yeah, like smashing
it ourselves.

122
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- Eeesh, you know what
your problem is?

123
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A lack of vision, and a
whole list of other things

124
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that I keep in my "What's
Wrong With Hardtop" journal.

125
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I'll read them to you later.

126
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[train rattling]

127
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[train horn blares]

128
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- Oh no, it's headed
for the trailer.

129
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We'll never outrun it.
- Oh yeah?

130
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Just watch me.

131
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[electronic beeps]

132
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[tires squealing]

133
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- [cringes]

134
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[engine whirring]

135
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[tires squealing]

136
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- Aftermath, please,
if anything happens

137
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to that trailer, I'm going
to be in worse than grounded

138
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trouble with Optimus Prime.

139
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- Not my problem, Malto.

140
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The train's going to
bust it wide open,

141
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and I'm getting
the prize inside.

142
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[metal clanks]

143
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[laugh]

144
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[energetic music]

145
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Ahh!

146
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- Ha!

147
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Uhh!

148
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- Ugh!

149
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- Ahh!

150
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- [groans]

151
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[train whistle blows]

152
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- Oh no, the train!

153
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[grunts]

154
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[both grunting]

155
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[train whistle blows]

156
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Ha!

157
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[grunts]

158
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Ugh!

159
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[train rumbling]

160
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- [sigh] I'm going to
need a tune-up after that.

161
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Think we can fix the trailer
before the photo shoot?

162
00:07:05,950 --> 00:07:07,520
- No problem.

163
00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,250
All we need is chrome polish,
touch-up paint, a scratch

164
00:07:09,340 --> 00:07:10,430
repair kit, a valve cap--

165
00:07:12,340 --> 00:07:17,820
- Uh, are you not seeing
what I'm not seeing?

166
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- [gasps]

167
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[bird screeches]

168
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- Fender Fived, yeah.

169
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Now let's go smash
this lollipop open

170
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and get to the
sweet cannon center.

171
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- Ooh, that is vision.

172
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[energetic music]

173
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- How could a little
thing like a car wash

174
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turn into such a nightmare?

175
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- I still think we
should call Optimus.

176
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I mean, haven't you ever
seen a teen rom-com?

177
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Things just get worse
when you don't come clean.

178
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- We can't tell Optimus
that we failed him.

179
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We can fix this.

180
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I'm going to buy us some time.

181
00:08:01,390 --> 00:08:05,660
- So you're saying that for
leadership of the Autobots,

182
00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:08,580
I'm 467th in line?

183
00:08:08,660 --> 00:08:11,230
- 567th.

184
00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:12,840
- Noice!

185
00:08:12,930 --> 00:08:15,280
Well, that wraps up
all my questions.

186
00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,010
You're good to go.

187
00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:21,590
- Why is it taking them so
long to wash the trailer?

188
00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:23,900
Could something
have gone wrong?

189
00:08:23,980 --> 00:08:25,160
- It's just water and soap.

190
00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:27,590
What's the worst
that can happen?

191
00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:31,420
- Well, hard water can
cause unsightly deposits.

192
00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:33,560
And if they're using an
alkaline-based cleanser,

193
00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:35,470
it could leave streaks on the--

194
00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:36,260
[phone rings and vibrates]

195
00:08:36,340 --> 00:08:37,730
- It's Robby.

196
00:08:37,820 --> 00:08:39,300
See, I'm sure everything
is going great.

197
00:08:39,390 --> 00:08:41,040
Hey, Robby, how great
is everything going?

198
00:08:41,130 --> 00:08:42,520
- Not great at all!

199
00:08:42,610 --> 00:08:44,660
The trailer's been
stolen twice.

200
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You got to cover for us
till we can get it back.

201
00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:51,010
- Oh,
hot wax sounds delightful.

202
00:08:51,100 --> 00:08:55,320
I'll tell Optimus, who is
standing right next to me.

203
00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:58,320
But you'll really need
to bring it back afterwards.

204
00:08:58,410 --> 00:09:00,280
- We will.

205
00:09:00,370 --> 00:09:01,500
But in the meantime,
we need you to keep

206
00:09:01,580 --> 00:09:03,230
his mind off the trailer.

207
00:09:03,330 --> 00:09:05,290
- Can do.

208
00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:07,850
Good news, boss man--
they'll be back real soon.

209
00:09:07,940 --> 00:09:13,290
But while we're waiting,
we really need to work on your,

210
00:09:13,380 --> 00:09:15,030
uh, camera poses.

211
00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,340
- Ugh.

212
00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:17,690
- Give me casual.

213
00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:21,430
- [groans]
Like this?

214
00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,300
- That's a good start.

215
00:09:23,390 --> 00:09:25,960
How about action-y?

216
00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:28,090
- Ugh.

217
00:09:28,180 --> 00:09:29,750
[grumbles]

218
00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:33,360
Wah! Weh-- let's see this--
ahh.

219
00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:38,880
- Ooh, OK-- maybe
try contemplative.

220
00:09:40,190 --> 00:09:41,970
- Ah.

221
00:09:42,060 --> 00:09:43,710
- Yeah,
let's clear your calendar

222
00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,500
for the next few hours.

223
00:09:45,590 --> 00:09:48,110
- Eh--
[groans].

224
00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:50,290
- OK, Jawbreaker's
keeping him busy.

225
00:09:50,370 --> 00:09:52,330
Now, how do we
find that trailer?

226
00:09:52,420 --> 00:09:54,420
[whirring]

227
00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:55,600
That looks like a lead!

228
00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:59,160
[blasters zapping]

229
00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:02,690
- [grunts] Man,
this thing just ain't opening.

230
00:10:02,780 --> 00:10:06,650
- But if we keep doing the same
pointless thing over and over,

231
00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,830
it'll work eventually, right?

232
00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:16,180
[inquisitive music]

233
00:10:16,270 --> 00:10:18,360
- I might have a better idea.

234
00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:21,310
[grunts]

235
00:10:24,450 --> 00:10:27,760
[tires squealing]

236
00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:31,330
- [gasps]

237
00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:35,280
[groans] Now we need a dent
puller and chrome polish,

238
00:10:35,370 --> 00:10:37,370
touch-up paint, then--
- Robby, focus.

239
00:10:37,460 --> 00:10:39,550
Give us back that trailer,
Decepti-goons.

240
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:43,950
- Well,
we might if you ask nicely.

241
00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:46,430
- Nope, we won't.

242
00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,650
[both cackling]

243
00:10:48,740 --> 00:10:50,220
- Not cool!

244
00:10:52,910 --> 00:10:54,650
[blasters zapping]

245
00:10:54,740 --> 00:10:58,130
- I'll keep them busy.
You stop the conveyor belt.

246
00:10:58,220 --> 00:10:59,790
Ahh!

247
00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:01,930
[intense music]

248
00:11:02,010 --> 00:11:05,620
[blasters zapping]

249
00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:17,030
- Belt, belt, belt--
ah!

250
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,720
Belt.
[grunts]

251
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,770
No!
It's going faster.

252
00:11:26,470 --> 00:11:27,380
[blasters zapping]

253
00:11:27,470 --> 00:11:30,340
- [grunting]

254
00:11:30,430 --> 00:11:32,560
[blasters zapping]

255
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,310
[grunts]

256
00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:36,740
[grunting]

257
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,220
- [groans]

258
00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:41,830
- Ahh!

259
00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:46,790
- [gasps]

260
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,710
Gah!

261
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,670
[straining]

262
00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:54,450
Ahh!

263
00:11:54,540 --> 00:11:55,450
- [grunts]

264
00:11:55,540 --> 00:12:01,680
[straining]

265
00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,070
[airplane engines roaring]

266
00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:04,680
- I knew those
fireworks were going

267
00:12:04,770 --> 00:12:06,600
to lead us to something good.

268
00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:10,680
- Let's tear open that cereal
box and get the toy inside.

269
00:12:10,770 --> 00:12:13,560
[airplane engines roaring]

270
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,830
[metal clanks]

271
00:12:15,910 --> 00:12:18,650
- [groans]

272
00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:22,310
Oh! Ah! Uh! Ah!

273
00:12:22,390 --> 00:12:23,040
Let go!

274
00:12:23,130 --> 00:12:25,480
It isn't yours.

275
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,750
- It is now.

276
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:28,830
[airplane engines roaring]

277
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:33,660
- Ahh!

278
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:38,060
[groaning]

279
00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:40,630
Can we tell Optimus now?

280
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,680
- No!
Let's go.

281
00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:46,370
[whirring]

282
00:12:46,460 --> 00:12:49,420
- Ah.

283
00:12:49,510 --> 00:12:51,560
[grunting]

284
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,950
What'd I miss?

285
00:12:54,030 --> 00:12:56,820
[sander whirring]

286
00:12:56,910 --> 00:13:00,310
- What is it we're doing,
again?

287
00:13:00,390 --> 00:13:04,610
- A pedicure-- very relaxing
before a big photo shoot.

288
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:07,090
Help keeps mind, body, and
spirit free of distractions

289
00:13:07,180 --> 00:13:08,660
like that the trailer
isn't back yet--

290
00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:10,050
[gasp]
I mean-- oh!

291
00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:11,880
- Right, the trailer.

292
00:13:11,970 --> 00:13:13,750
The photo shoot is in one hour.

293
00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,360
Where are they?

294
00:13:15,450 --> 00:13:17,710
- Ohh.

295
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,020
- Optimus Prime is never
late for an appointment.

296
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:23,540
Tell Robby and Hashtag
to bring the trailer back now.

297
00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:26,370
I don't care
what it looks like.

298
00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:28,460
- [whimpers]

299
00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:35,860
- And then, uh, give my feet
one more pass with that tool.

300
00:13:35,950 --> 00:13:38,340
- Guys, Optimus wants you to
bring the trailer back now.

301
00:13:38,430 --> 00:13:39,820
- Ugh!

302
00:13:39,910 --> 00:13:42,350
We had it, but Decepticons
swiped it again.

303
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:44,040
I mean, it's pretty
on brand, but--

304
00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:45,180
- Don't worry.
We'll get it.

305
00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:46,870
Just keep distracting him.

306
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,220
- Ugh, we need something
better than blind luck

307
00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:50,880
to find the trailer again.

308
00:13:53,140 --> 00:13:54,710
- Why didn't I think
of this before?

309
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,750
Activate your audio scanner.

310
00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,670
[electronic beeping]

311
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:01,880
Now run a frequency sweep
for a car alarm chirp.

312
00:14:01,970 --> 00:14:03,710
- Copy.

313
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,060
[electronic beep]

314
00:14:05,150 --> 00:14:07,070
Can you triangulate
on that signal?

315
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,800
- Ha-ha, I sure can.

316
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:11,590
[electronic beeping]

317
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:14,770
[tires squealing]

318
00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:15,420
[electronic beeping]

319
00:14:15,510 --> 00:14:17,030
- Ahh!

320
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,690
[both grunting]

321
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:21,300
- Why does this
thing keep chirping?

322
00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:24,080
It's really twisting
my turbines.

323
00:14:24,170 --> 00:14:25,350
- After we crack
this thing open,

324
00:14:25,430 --> 00:14:27,000
we'll turn it off gently--

325
00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:29,000
by ripping out its chirp guts!

326
00:14:29,090 --> 00:14:31,660
[both cackling]

327
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,830
[both grunting]

328
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,920
[electronic beeping]

329
00:14:36,010 --> 00:14:38,270
- What's wrong with these Cons?

330
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,450
Why do they always
have to destroy stuff?

331
00:14:40,530 --> 00:14:43,530
- Should we call--
- Don't say Optimus.

332
00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:45,190
I'm going to find a way
to get to that trailer.

333
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:49,020
[energetic music]

334
00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:52,640
[both grunting]

335
00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:53,680
- Hold on, time-out.

336
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,200
This isn't working.

337
00:14:56,290 --> 00:14:59,770
- Let's just blast
this thing open, then.

338
00:14:59,860 --> 00:15:02,470
- All right,
on the count of 3--

339
00:15:02,550 --> 00:15:06,600
1, 2...

340
00:15:06,690 --> 00:15:07,650
both: 3!

341
00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:09,470
[both gasp]

342
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,610
[wind whistling]

343
00:15:12,690 --> 00:15:15,560
- Didn't a trailer
used to be here?

344
00:15:15,650 --> 00:15:16,780
[loud thud]

345
00:15:16,870 --> 00:15:17,780
- Whoo-hoo!

346
00:15:17,870 --> 00:15:18,920
[beeps]

347
00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:23,100
[both grunting]

348
00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:24,570
Chrome polish,
touch-up paint,

349
00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:26,790
scratch repair kit,
dent puller,

350
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:30,100
probably a sledgehammer,
and a valve cap.

351
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:32,190
With a little elbow grease,
it'll be good as--

352
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:34,460
[loud explosion]

353
00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:35,450
--new.

354
00:15:38,630 --> 00:15:42,030
- [groans]

355
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,070
[tires squealing]

356
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,600
- We're doomed.

357
00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:52,610
Optimus is going to make me
read "War and Energon"--

358
00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,820
all 5,000 pages.

359
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:56,000
- Oh, it's not so bad.

360
00:15:56,090 --> 00:15:56,870
- Really?

361
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,400
- No, it's really bad.

362
00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,260
- Ugh!

363
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,790
- They're probably just
driving slowly to make

364
00:16:01,870 --> 00:16:03,480
sure that nothing else--

365
00:16:03,570 --> 00:16:07,840
I mean, nothing at all
happens to the trailer.

366
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:11,180
But hey, you know what else
you could be thinking about?

367
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:14,450
Warming up your vocal processor
with a tongue twister.

368
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:17,200
Repeat after me-- she sha--
she sha-- oh, man, I'm--

369
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,670
I'm really bad at this.

370
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,630
- We only have 30 minutes.

371
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,330
We've got to roll out!

372
00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:24,640
Have those two meet us
at the photo shoot.

373
00:16:28,810 --> 00:16:30,250
- I stalled him
as long as I could.

374
00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:32,170
You have to meet us
at the photo shoot.

375
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:33,900
Good luck.
[electronic beep]

376
00:16:33,990 --> 00:16:35,690
- We can't show up
to a trailer photo

377
00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:37,520
shoot with a wrecked trailer.

378
00:16:37,610 --> 00:16:41,790
How did I screw
this up so badly?

379
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,650
Optimus is my hero.

380
00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:45,440
He's helped so many people.

381
00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:48,190
All I wanted was
to help him for a change.

382
00:16:48,270 --> 00:16:51,660
- Well, maybe now it's time
for someone to help you.

383
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:53,930
[engine revs]

384
00:16:54,010 --> 00:16:56,800
- Hey, Robby,
your pit crew is here.

385
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,670
- I told you not
to tell anyone.

386
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:02,030
- No, you told me
not to tell Optimus.

387
00:17:02,110 --> 00:17:04,460
You never said not
to tell our family.

388
00:17:04,550 --> 00:17:06,990
[chuckle]
So I messaged them.

389
00:17:07,070 --> 00:17:09,420
- Oh, man,
look at that trailer.

390
00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:11,730
Optimus is going to make
you read "War and Energon"

391
00:17:11,810 --> 00:17:13,860
and write a book report.

392
00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:15,680
- There's a book report?

393
00:17:15,770 --> 00:17:16,950
- No, he's not--

394
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,520
we're going to fix it.

395
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,650
- I hope that toolbox
has more than a hammer

396
00:17:20,730 --> 00:17:22,040
and some duct tape in it.

397
00:17:22,130 --> 00:17:24,050
- Oh, this is my lunch,
but Twitch

398
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,350
and Nightshade have your back.

399
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:26,700
[bird screeches]

400
00:17:29,610 --> 00:17:32,610
[metal clangs]

401
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,830
- We've got chrome polish,
touch-up paint,

402
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,100
scratch repair kit,
dent puller,

403
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,240
two sledgehammers--
oh,

404
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,320
and a valve cap.

405
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:45,710
Ah! Oh!

406
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:49,070
[engine revving]

407
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,860
It's OK-- we got
a whole box of them.

408
00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:51,900
Let's get to work.

409
00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:54,900
[engine revs]

410
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:57,860
[energetic music]

411
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,700
[clangs]

412
00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:08,650
[drill whirs]

413
00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:15,920
[engine revs]

414
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,800
[metal clangs]

415
00:18:29,370 --> 00:18:34,240
[spray-paint hissing]

416
00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:39,470
[hammer clanging]

417
00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:40,810
[polisher whirring]

418
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:46,210
both: Whoo! Yeah!

419
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:47,950
- The trailer
looks great, guys.

420
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,390
Thank you for all your help.

421
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:52,140
- Anytime, Robby.

422
00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:53,700
Tell Optimus I said hi.

423
00:18:53,780 --> 00:18:57,390
[engine revs]

424
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,440
- Five minutes to go--
we got to jam.

425
00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:01,320
[tense music]

426
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,450
- Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha!

427
00:19:03,530 --> 00:19:05,970
- We've got company!

428
00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:07,410
[missiles blasting]

429
00:19:07,490 --> 00:19:10,450
[loud explosions]

430
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:12,500
- I thought we got
rid of these guys.

431
00:19:12,590 --> 00:19:14,810
[loud explosions]

432
00:19:14,890 --> 00:19:18,330
[tires squealing]

433
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:23,640
- They're getting it all muddy!

434
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:26,040
OK, I've had it.

435
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:33,870
- All right,
we finally get to see

436
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:37,270
that boom cannon in action.

437
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:40,610
- Uh, Hardtop?

438
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:43,700
[blaster zapping]

439
00:19:43,790 --> 00:19:47,880
[loud explosions]

440
00:19:49,930 --> 00:19:51,410
[wind whistling]

441
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:53,800
[bird screeches]

442
00:19:53,890 --> 00:19:58,500
- [sigh] It's almost sundown,
and they're not here.

443
00:19:58,590 --> 00:20:01,110
I have no choice.

444
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,940
I am gravely embarrassed, but
my trailer has gone missing.

445
00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:07,860
Can we do the photo
shoot without it?

446
00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:10,430
- It's the trailer issue, sir.

447
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,250
[scoffs]

448
00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:15,300
Fine, I have a loaner, but
it's not exactly your size.

449
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,080
- Oh, what?

450
00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:23,790
- Ah, I must have a long,
tedious talk

451
00:20:23,870 --> 00:20:27,870
with Robby and Hashtag
about responsibility.

452
00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:30,500
- We're out of time,
and the trailer is filthy.

453
00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:32,230
- Let me run
a geolocation algorithm.

454
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,930
- OK, safe route is
20 minutes, fast is 10,

455
00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:36,980
and insane is 23 seconds.

456
00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:40,800
[laugh] Well, I guess
we're going insane.

457
00:20:40,890 --> 00:20:46,330
- What?
No-- not again.

458
00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:47,810
[tires squealing]

459
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:50,820
- Ah!
Huh-huh-- ahh!

460
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:51,900
Ah!

461
00:20:51,990 --> 00:20:54,860
[tense music]

462
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:05,970
Uh-uh-ahh!

463
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:14,450
[camera shutter clicking]

464
00:21:14,530 --> 00:21:15,920
- Oh, it's cute.

465
00:21:16,010 --> 00:21:19,490
I just want to scwatch
its widdle chin.

466
00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:24,160
[loud thud]

467
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:30,240
- Robby, Hashtag,
I knew I could count on you.

468
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:33,770
And Jawbreaker was so worried.

469
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,300
- [groans]

470
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:40,650
- We just needed a little
extra time to make it perfect.

471
00:21:40,730 --> 00:21:45,560
- Don't think that I didn't
notice that new valve cap.

472
00:21:45,650 --> 00:21:47,830
- Ready to strike
a heroic pose with

473
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,790
your photo-perfect trailer?

474
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:54,100
- Say "Energon."

475
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:59,490
- [sniffs]
Is that pine air freshener?

476
00:21:59,580 --> 00:22:01,230
Oh, pine makes me--

477
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,370
[sneezes]

478
00:22:03,420 --> 00:22:07,970
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